If somebody actually “allows” you to do this, maybe it’s not the right circumstance to say thank you. I think that’s gotta be the kind of thing where you push it deep under the rug and never talk about it again.
. . .Do you think he said please?
Okay. I think this one needs more explanation. Like, did she actually allow him an affair? Does she get to have one now, too? Did he actually think she could stop him? “What if” she kicked him in the face?
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kimberly townsend palmer
I LOVE you and your sense of dark humor MORE THAN LIFE, ITSELF!!!! ahem. Because of REASONS.
kimberly townsend palmer
You must publish a print book!!!!!
thingsmyexsaid
I’ve absolutely looked into that idea, Kimberly! It’s definitely going to happen sooner or later! Right now I’m enjoying the rejection letters from literary agencies and researching self-publishing. Makes me feel like a real writer. 😉
kimberly townsend palmer
you already are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kimberly townsend palmer
baby, you’ve got to take the bull by the horns! publish it YOURSELF. the agent will take 10% off the top. i know famous, award winning writers who fired their agent the minute they were successful enough to get their own, personally written rejection letters! i am not famous, and only almost award winning, however, ahem, i myself carried on a years long correspondence with c. michael curtis, fiction editor at the atlantic monthly. that is where he and i discussed our love for wavy gravy ice cream, and i learned that boston, despite the cold, had at that time the highest per capita consumption of ice cream anywhere in the united states of america. ahem. *eyes the ceiling*