I’m sure the first question you asked when you got up this morning was, how does social media affect the men who want to tell us what to do?

shorts on facebook

No, my dear. You’re missing the point. You don’t get to tell your girlfriend what to wear. Although, maybe we could make a new song, “If you like it then you should have put some pants on it…” But then, of course, she’d be wearing the pants.