Women’s intuition: Making women right since 8000 B.C.
Cheating: If you have to ask, it qualifies.
Ladies and gentlemen, the price of love:
You know we’ve all thought it, at one point or another.
Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.
You’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.
Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”.
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Yep…. yikes.
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So I started this site to make fun of and achieve catharsis from my (and your) shitty ex-significant-others. Here’s what happens when one of my not shitty ex-boyfriends starts reading the site.
Facepalm.
We’re ending pretty strong with our last quote for the week. Let’s all celebrate her independence from this guy.
Oh God…
Are you serious?
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Here’s a tip for getting your mom’s present back from your girlfriend. Don’t give your mom’s present to your girlfriend.
Don’t you love dating somebody who’s well-read? And when they’re up-to-date on breaking news?
Uh oh, clearly this guy hasn’t been keeping up with his Ancient Aliens! Even the experts on that show agree that we landed on the moon…they just disagreed about why (Dum dum dummmmmm!). But seriously, you should probably believe everything you read on the internet.
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