Yep . . .That IS what he said.

Please drive me home.

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Thanks for Coming…

And in honor of last night’s Academy Awards, here’s another acting-themed quote! Ahh, when even the most dutiful attempt at being supportive goes awry…

Thanks for coming wm

Run!

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If anyone ever says this to you, run.

You’re 22.

Since I haven’t had any presidential quotes yet submitted (that I know of!), in honor the new acting job I’m starting today I’ve posted a quote that’s near and dear to my heart. Cheers!

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Want to Grab a Bite?

PORN STAR DINNER

I think the question really is, but did he stay for dessert?

And thus concludes our Valentine’s Day TRIFECTA OF LOVE!!! We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.

Next post will be on Monday! Because… Let’s face it. Mondays suck.

I Don’t Like You…

It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.

Um, shouldn't the answer be obvious?

Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?

Thanks for…

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Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be celebrating all day here by posting the first in our series of stupid quotes that YOUR ex said.

Launching Valentine’s Day 2013!

We’ve all got them. Those awful things an ex said to us that still ring in our ears when we let down our defenses. Or maybe it’s the crazy thing he told you that sent you over the edge and packing for the door?

Whatever the circumstances, exes say the darndest things! And we’re here to document them in all their absurdity, hilarity, or atrocity. So strap yourself in–it’s going to be a twisted ride. We hope nobody’s ever said anything to you like these. And if they have, well, submit them and we’ll turn your ex’s words into exactly what they are–comedy.

Exes Say The Darndest Things

From the 1950s comic “Algie”. This and much of the artwork we feature on the site can be found on the open source comic resource website: http://www.comicbookplus.com.