That awkward moment when you run into the guy you thought would ask you to his fraternity semi-formal…at the fraternity semi formal.
And then when he still hits on you.
And by hits on you, he says this:
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Yes! Yes! Take me to see your big flat screen plasma TV!!
There are certain things you just don’t want to hear when you’re cuddling. At the beach.
In other news, ThingsMyExSaid is 2 months old! Cheers to the over 4,000 visitors who’ve checked us out since Valentine’s Day! Keep on sending in your submissions, and we’ll keep on posting!
Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.
Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.
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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”
Lesson of the day: if you have to seek someone out to announce that you’re over them, you’re not.
Here at ThingsMyExSaid, we support equality for same-sex relationships. Let’s be real, getting rejected by anyone sucks. Especially if she uses a lame excuse like this one.
If somebody would rather see a movie she’s already seen, with somebody she sees every single day, she’s just not that into you.
March Madness Mondays continue with this condescending excuse for a break up!
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It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.
Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?
We’ve all got them. Those awful things an ex said to us that still ring in our ears when we let down our defenses. Or maybe it’s the crazy thing he told you that sent you over the edge and packing for the door?
Whatever the circumstances, exes say the darndest things! And we’re here to document them in all their absurdity, hilarity, or atrocity. So strap yourself in–it’s going to be a twisted ride. We hope nobody’s ever said anything to you like these. And if they have, well, submit them and we’ll turn your ex’s words into exactly what they are–comedy.
From the 1950s comic “Algie”. This and much of the artwork we feature on the site can be found on the open source comic resource website: http://www.comicbookplus.com.
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