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This week’s quote is almost sweet. She’s jealous. They were at a crappy party. And he’s in love with her. Actually.

figure out how to tell youIf he comes to terms with dropping the “L word” by surrounding himself with other women, I wonder what his proposal’s going to be like?

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What’s good party etiquette? Not this.

manscaping

What the….

At least he was honest? I don’t know if that’s better, actually. I appreciate a good manscape as much as the next girl, but during the party? Come on. Nobody’s that insecure, are they? Woof.

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Wow! Turns out finishing a masters program makes one busy. But I’m happy to report the degree is complete, and I’ve bid goodbye to bonny Scotland and returned to the hustle and bustle of New York City. And that means back to business! We’ll be switching our posts to every Tuesday and Thursday, so that I can expend some of my TMXS energy on developing some new plans for the site. More to come on that soon.

But now, the reason why we’re all here. The quote of the day! So, are you ready?

get ready

In all honesty, some people take a long-ass time to get ready. She could be one of those people. But this guy still sounds like a tool. Nap time? Wake up, dude, and recognize all that fuss was for you! Next, she’ll take less time and he’ll tell her she’s letting herself go.

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Gag.

couldn't be me

Ohmigosh! As a matter of fact, it was! How’d you guess? You must read my mind. That’s because we are purrrrfect together. Best pickup line, ever! Here are my panties.

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Children clearly fall under the category of Very Big Deal. Nevermind your own, putting up with somebody else’s kids would be a lot to ask.

your children in my life

But there has to be a better way to say this.

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Sometimes, it’s just nice to know you’re appreciated.

puts up with you

Chances are, that could be true. In fact, I think I’ve even seen quirky Valentine’s cards with the same sentiment written on them. But unless you get away with that kind of humor, you don’t get away with that kind of humor. And since this quote got submitted to Things My Ex Said, I’m guessing he didn’t get away with it, in the long run.


To some people, I guess size really is everything.

Still your biggest

Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….

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