If you’re as big a fan of Arrested Development as I am, you know there are few things better than a good incest joke. But perhaps not when the butt of the joke is you.
Okay. first of all, would anyone even question why two people have the same last name? I mean, you’re married. Duh. Second of all, why is that funny? And if you aren’t married and have the same last name–well, that’s cool, but you might want to just double check that family tree and be sure. And 3rd of all…. does he really think that’s clever? You might want to look into whether there’s something to be said for kissing cousins and IQ, after all.
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mtnslamgrass
In actuality, it was my (now ex) wife who requested that. Regardless, it made no sense!
thingsmyexsaid
Amazing. I’ll have to do a gender-swapped version, too!
unisexdating
HAHAHA