You gotta love the break ups that are full of flattery. “Oh my God. You smell amazing! No no no, don’t get any closer to me or I might throw up. But that smell… wow! You should be really happy with yourself.”

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Break Ups 101: Don’t spend the first part of your break up conversation making out with your target.

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