Here we are, on a beautiful moonlit night, wrapped in a passionate kiss.
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Because I wouldn’t want you to think this is, like regular Coke or something. As long as we’re clear that this is the aspartame of affection! Nothing real or natural, no substance and no nutritional value. Then sure, you can pop fizz all over my face.
thingsmyexsaid 
sexandthecincy
Has someone actually said this?
thingsmyexsaid
Someone actually did.
jojogrrl
If you read my latest blog you will know that I am allergic to sugar substitutes and douches lol!
discombobulated seahorse
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