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Ah, the extra complication that comes from still living with your ex.
Might be worth breaking that lease, just saying.
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Fatalistic, much? 
Listen, honey. It’s me or solitude for the rest of your life. Peace out.
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I’m having trouble following his logic.
I suppose we can’t blame him for trying. Wait a minute. Yes, we can.
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Girl dates boy. Boy dumps girl. Boy gets beat up in a fight. Boy asks girl to come see him in the hospital. Girl takes an hour-long taxi ride by herself to come visit boy.
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Boy either wore off the meds, or fails at expressing himself, completely.
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To some people, I guess size really is everything.
Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….
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It’s good for people to understand their priorities in relationships.
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This has got to be one of the hands down worst ways of explaining to someone that she isn’t pretty enough to be your girlfriend. Also, this whole list thing is just pretty cringe-y in general. Might as well call this “10 Things I Wish I Loved About You.”
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In every casual dating situation, there comes that moment when it’s time to take the next step and become exclusive.
…Or not.
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May that little hardened lump of carbon bring him much happiness. This lady will never look at the Tiffany’s shop window in the same way again.
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