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What’s good party etiquette? Not this.

manscaping

What the….

At least he was honest? I don’t know if that’s better, actually. I appreciate a good manscape as much as the next girl, but during the party? Come on. Nobody’s that insecure, are they? Woof.

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Wow! Turns out finishing a masters program makes one busy. But I’m happy to report the degree is complete, and I’ve bid goodbye to bonny Scotland and returned to the hustle and bustle of New York City. And that means back to business! We’ll be switching our posts to every Tuesday and Thursday, so that I can expend some of my TMXS energy on developing some new plans for the site. More to come on that soon.

But now, the reason why we’re all here. The quote of the day! So, are you ready?

get ready

In all honesty, some people take a long-ass time to get ready. She could be one of those people. But this guy still sounds like a tool. Nap time? Wake up, dude, and recognize all that fuss was for you! Next, she’ll take less time and he’ll tell her she’s letting herself go.

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There are several elements to this submission that (for me, at least) make it one of our most confusing, ever.

even though i don't want to

Wait a minute… did he just accuse her of being a rapist? Is she a rapist? If the genders were reversed, would we perceive this scenario differently? Somehow, since she was the one who submitted this quote, I suspect she had no idea he wasn’t into their physical relationship. But seriously. What the hell is going on there? Why was he having sex with her? Guys, gals, folks in between: don’t have sex with people you don’t want to have sex with! Relationships are complicated enough.

Or what if she was, like, his dominatrix or something, and this was part of their role play….

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Gag.

couldn't be me

Ohmigosh! As a matter of fact, it was! How’d you guess? You must read my mind. That’s because we are purrrrfect together. Best pickup line, ever! Here are my panties.

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Wow!!! Today we celebrate 1500 subscribers! That’s amazing, you all. I’m so happy that this little site I started almost a year and a half ago has reached so many people. It’s been great fun to share everyone’s stories on the site, so far. I’m looking forward to the next phase of Things My Ex Said! Let’s keep the dialogue going! ūüėÄ

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You’re studying! Or working. Or otherwise busy. So really, it’s your fault that I’m flirting with other women.

Also… MySpace? Seriously? This must be a dated quote, or this guy’s flirting skills are back in 2005.

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Children clearly fall under the category of Very Big Deal. Nevermind your own, putting up with¬†somebody else’s kids¬†would be¬†a lot to ask.

your children in my life

But there has to be a better way to say this.

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Part 1 of the Things My Ex Said: the Cabaret is here! For the next few posts, we’ll be taking a break in our regular programming to¬†upload highlights from the production. Here’s the first one!

Performed May 16, 2014 in the Grand Ballroom at Sloan’s, Glasgow. Produced by the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland.

Cast:
Heather Gault
Thomas Putman
Suzanne Boreel
Curtis Brown
Cassie Muise

Music Direction and Arrangement by Douglas Price
Script by Heather Gault and the Contributors to http://www.thingsmyexsaid.com


Fatalistic, much? Alone forever

Listen, honey. It’s me or solitude for the rest of your life. Peace out.

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I’m having trouble following his logic.

Sex-only relationship

I suppose we can’t blame him for trying. Wait a minute. Yes, we can.

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Girl dates boy. Boy dumps girl. Boy gets beat up in a fight. Boy asks girl to come see him in the hospital. Girl takes an hour-long taxi ride by herself to come visit boy.

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Boy either wore off the meds, or fails at expressing himself, completely.

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