Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”.
Yep…. yikes.
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Mixing money and man-love is probably not a good idea to begin with. But when poor decisions get rubbed in your face…
Clueless or classless? You decide.
Now, fun fact: I happen to agree with him. Actually spending every waking moment with this guy sounds like some kind of terrible. But he loses points for delivery. Because, quite frankly, nobody wants to date the literal doctor. Well, okay, Linsday does. But let’s face it, she sets the bar pretty low.
Happy Memorial Day! I hope everybody enjoyed Arrested Development Day yesterday! I want you all to appreciate that it’s taking every ounce of my self control right now not to turn this entire website into pure Arrested Development fan fiction.
And now, without further ado, here’s some jerk one of you dated:
At least she knows what she wants! Oh wait . . .
Let’s face it: Long distance is hard. But don’t you love it when you and your significant other take that first step toward planning your life together?
Ah yes. The obvious conclusion!
Who said romance was dead? Hmm, probably this guy.
They say that marriage dulls the excitement, but it looks like this guy got over it way back in high school.
Hurray! ThingsMyExSaid.com has been around for a whole month! And we’ve gotten 2500 hits! In honor of being around a whole month, today we’re posting the first submission of a quote said by a female. That’s right, girls can be jerks, too!
Keep you submissions coming, and we’ll post them up here! You can submit a quote right here.






