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I’ll be taking next week off, folks! I’m traveling around Europe and probably going to be too hungover to even look at a computer screen. But since it’s winter and it’s cold, I wanted to leave you all with warm thoughts. To send us off, here’s a quote that makes me think of the sticky, sweaty, dusty, don’t-touch-me part of summertime.

starting to look like a lez

You’re right. Let me slip into that cute Banana Republic wrap dress I bought on sale for $80 and never wear because I’m afraid I’ll get pit stains in it. That will look great when I give the old mare a rub down.

That’s all for now, folks! Have a happy holiday and a great New Year. And remember, if you want to see quotes from your own misadventures in love up here in 2014, send them in!


Gentlemen, when flirting with a gal it’s important to lead with your best foot forward.

Some girls are HOT

It’s important to me to know where I stand in the hierarchy of hotness at any given time. Thanks for the update.


You know what? Sometimes guys aren’t mean. Sometimes they think you’re smokin’ hot.

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

No, guy. I think the question is, what else are you looking for? Because that nice body probably has a nice person inside. Or at least a nice face.


Wow. Guys, what not to say on a first date? It’s this.

I was talking about the chicken

And that chicken now has a better chance of getting lucky than you do. Surprise! The mirror can be cruel.



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