When boinking your girlfriend just isn’t an option…
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No shit, Sherlock.
The jocks and the geeks don’t mix! The jocks and the geeks don’t mix!
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YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!
If you look at sitcom fodder, nabbing a doctor is supposed to be like winning the lottery. A doctor? Break me off a piece! I want one! Let’s make him a pediatrician, so I’ll live in a fab house and my kids will be the healthiest kids in the world… Well, ladies and gentlemen, doctors can have some ambitions of their own.
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Oh wait. Not worth it. Back to dating unemployed aspiring….whatevers… in three, two, one.
That one time you follow the instructions for an easy up-do in Cosmo.
Chances are, unless you met her on a ComicCon message board, she’s not going to love this compliment. But at least he didn’t say Star Wars!
Ladies, aren’t we always saying we want to find a man who’s ready to commit? Sounds like this guy is on the right track!
Oh wait… commit and give up aren’t the same thing? Right.
Guys, take notice: nothing is more desirable in a mate than when he possesses a complete lack of ambition or drive, and has a total willingness for your daddy to take care of him.
Ladies and gentlemen, the price of love:
You know we’ve all thought it, at one point or another.
He’s a keen observer, this one.
She probably noticed the first time she saw him naked, and secretly hated her butt because of it. But nice of him to take his head out of his own tight ass and finally notice.
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