I wonder if he uses this pick up line on all the ladies.
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I’ve never dated a police officer, but to me this sounds like a bad crime procedural. Truth really is stranger than fiction. On the bright side, at least she knew he was unarmed!
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Trying to get out of the friend zone? Think again.
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Yeah, I know we’ve shared our deepest darkest secrets, hopes, and fears over Starbucks. And I know that you’d make the most considerate, respectful boyfriend, ever. But gingers need not apply.
This would be one thing if the guy was only, say, twelve years old. Or if they had been hanging out for longer than 45 minutes.
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I can hear the taunting from here…. Cowboy Jim likes girls, oooooh!
But seriously, lying is better than admitting I would hang out with you.
It’s really inconvenient when you make me have to destroy the evidence.
I mean, I’d love to share all these conversations with you, but you think I’m being a shifty bastard.
The jocks and the geeks don’t mix! The jocks and the geeks don’t mix!
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YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!
It’s thirsty Thursday! Not thirsty? You may want a drink after you read the quote from this morning’s winner of a boyfriend. Oh wait, whoops, that’s ex boyfriend. I wonder why…
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