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Yes. Yes she did. Absolutely. And please note: if you find yourself backed into this kind of corner, use of the word “empirically” isn’t going to help you, it will only make you sound even douchier.
In honor of flying back home to NYC today:
Really? Please. Just please.
In other news, this is the first TMXS update I’ve posted from an airport! And boy do I feel important, doing business on the go. On the fly? On the wing? I’m giddy with options! Or perhaps that’s just sleep deprivation. Anyways, home I go, and thankfully not to this guy.
Okay, so it’s not my soulmate. But I did find a new hummus this weekend that is to die for. Enough about me.
Found a new booty call? Slept together 4 days ago? This is one of those things you don’t want to hear him to say.
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Translation: “Our connection” = “I’d still really like to keep having sex with you.”
Lesson of the day: if you have to seek someone out to announce that you’re over them, you’re not.
It’s April Fool’s Day! So we thought you’d enjoy seeing one of the more foolish first-date quotes we’ve had submitted. When an attempt at a compliment goes very, very wrong…
We give extra points for her sassy comeback line!
It’s the beginning of March Madness! And in honor of that, today’s quote celebrates the crazies. If someone ever says this to you in complete seriousness, get out. They’re totally f*cking creepy.
It’s here! The midday installment of our Valentine’s Day “Trifecta of Love”! We hope you like it.
Um, shouldn’t the answer be obvious?
We’ve all got them. Those awful things an ex said to us that still ring in our ears when we let down our defenses. Or maybe it’s the crazy thing he told you that sent you over the edge and packing for the door?
Whatever the circumstances, exes say the darndest things! And we’re here to document them in all their absurdity, hilarity, or atrocity. So strap yourself in–it’s going to be a twisted ride. We hope nobody’s ever said anything to you like these. And if they have, well, submit them and we’ll turn your ex’s words into exactly what they are–comedy.
From the 1950s comic “Algie”. This and much of the artwork we feature on the site can be found on the open source comic resource website: http://www.comicbookplus.com.
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