Sometimes, enough is enough.
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My question is, what is he going to do with all those Coach purses? (Please say use them, please say use them!)
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Cheating: If you have to ask, it qualifies.
Worst version of “it’s not you, it’s me,” ever.
You’re not only so great, that I need to get as far away from you and possible and undergo an extensive mental overhaul. It’s going to take years, so. . . ya know. . . don’t call me.
Some may say nice guys finish last, but in this case it sounds more like he dodged a bullet.
Yeah. Nice people? F*ck that.
Sometimes, there’s not much to say beyond, “yikes”.
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Yep…. yikes.
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You guys, this might be the worst coming out story I’ve ever heard.
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No, she doesn’t want.
Are you serious?
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Here’s a tip for getting your mom’s present back from your girlfriend. Don’t give your mom’s present to your girlfriend.
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