I don’t even know if this can qualify as a backhanded compliment, as I have yet to see where the “compliment” part is. I guess she’s tall?
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Ugh. How many shades of this man are we going to see on this website? Men, can you get it through your heads that alluding to someone being too fat is just not okay? Yes, even if you are a doctor. Save it for the clinic. You leave me to imagine that you think I’m pretty, and I’ll leave you to imagine it’s okay to have two chocolate croissants for breakfast. And we’ll both die of the American Condition early, but happy.
Or, you know, keep picking on your loved one’s nose and thighs and feet and upper arms. What do I know? I’m just a voice on the internet.
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Sanchia
Oh my goodness, this reminds me of all the completely bogus ideas in that book The Game. Ugh.
tinablogsalot
I think I’m going to submit a few more quotes hahah
The Woman Invisible
Unfortunately I have a husband who alludes to my weight on a constant basis! Great post, thanks for sharing!
dreamsofmeetingtruth
wow, i really thought most men were evolved enough to know not to say that stuff out loud! silly me.
maurnas
By the way everyone, this was me. And I am 6’1″. And I was a size 6 at the time. For real.