In a truly committed relationship, it’s important to be selfless…
Wait a minute. What?! How can he expect anyone to actually fall for that? And yet, why do I imagine someone has?
Listen. In a relationship, it’s important to be selfish. It should be a relationship with someone you want. He or she should treat you the way you want. And you should behave like the person you want to be in relationship. And if the person you want to be happens to not be diseased and pregnant, then you know this guy is full of crap.
…What if she replied with, “Actually, I’m protecting you, since I have syphilis.”
thingsmyexsaid 
Farmer Farthing
I’ve had that xx
pharmamike
Reblogged this on Existentialists R Us and commented:
Saving this line for a rainy day
jojogrrl
Another gem from the mouth of just another douchecanoe I met last year. Lord give me strength! Needless to say, he is now history
jojogrrl
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Just another vignette from my life! Am I destined to meet every douchebag in the universe?