In a truly committed relationship, it’s important to be selfless…
Wait a minute. What?! How can he expect anyone to actually fall for that? And yet, why do I imagine someone has?
Listen. In a relationship, it’s important to be selfish. It should be a relationship with someone you want. He or she should treat you the way you want. And you should behave like the person you want to be in relationship. And if the person you want to be happens to not be diseased and pregnant, then you know this guy is full of crap.
…What if she replied with, “Actually, I’m protecting you, since I have syphilis.”
February 28, 2014 at 5:11 pm
I’ve had that xx
February 28, 2014 at 6:59 pm
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Saving this line for a rainy day
March 1, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Another gem from the mouth of just another douchecanoe I met last year. Lord give me strength! Needless to say, he is now history
March 1, 2014 at 2:27 pm
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Just another vignette from my life! Am I destined to meet every douchebag in the universe?