I can think of more than just the obvious reason not to have sex with this guy.
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Clearly, he thinks the elephant in the room isn’t his absent girlfriend.
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jojogrrl
Another douche that I have met…how could one girl be so lucky lol?
jojogrrl
Reblogged this on Dating, Dilemmas and Disasters for the Modern Girl and commented:
Yep…here’s another of my prince charmings lol!
shivs27
Has definitely happened more than once! Men are dicks
mel
LOL!! Oh, that’s hilarious. Before getting married, I can remember at least 3 guys who I refused to have sex with, and then asked for a BJ. Douche-bags. 😉
shiftybananas
Hah! Try same scenario, except you find out he’s MARRIED! dodged a bullet there.
Spankalicious
hahahahahaha!!
The sad bit is that I’ve had that response…
justagirlinnyc
love it… so had this experience last weekend.
sexandthecincy
LMAO. I’ve had guys actually say this to me
GayinLA
I also once had a ginger say that to me.
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Lunna Raven
This happened to me recently, AGAIN. I don´t understand why so many of them have to be such dishonest douchebags.