Alright. It’s time to learn a strange bit of trivia about me.
So I have this pattern of being dumped when a terrible, horrendous disaster occurs close to my home. Seriously. The guy I’m with realizes the world is going to end and that he’d rather die alone than anywhere near me. The first time this happened, he was my first serious boyfriend in high school. You know, that one.
Usually I like to leave you guessing as to which are the quotes from my own life, and which are reader submissions. But today is a special case. And believe me, I wouldn’t post this quote if I didn’t know with 100% certainly that it was real.
You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. And I suppose, in some small way, that was the start of how ThingsMyExSaid was born.
thingsmyexsaid 
jojogrrl
Well love, we all have them. After the pain of rejection leaves me I thank my lucky stars that I didn’t get what I wanted and end up with a complete douche bag forever. Whilst I am on my own and not entirely happy about that (hence my blog) I would rather be on my own than with some complete emotional fucktard. Keep up the good work
A Mugwump
These posts crack me up. Nice work. And apologies.
tinablogsalot
OMG…and I thought my ex was a complete douche! What is WRONG with men? That’s terrible!
sexandthecincy
Wow…deuchbag much?
radicaljournalmadamex
So sorry! However, if it inspired this great blog….
Loser Guru
Yup, classic loser bullshit. I know it well.
elisha121
WOW. Just….WOW. Thank you for turning such a horrible experience into something that is wonderful. You rock!!!
Anonymous
I like the concept of this blog. It’s very smart. Words people say to us play in our minds like records on a record player. This is a great way to organize and share those records.