Sometimes, after a break up, you get that rare chance to sit down with the person in question and talk through a postmortem of what went wrong.
Translation of the above: “I’ve come to realize that I need to date a lost, sniveling, codependent shell of a woman, so that I don’t feel threatened and can keep her coming back. What I really don’t want is someone who can take care of herself. The fact that she considers herself whole without me totally destroys my perception of self, which is that I need to be bigger than you.”
“. . . . . . . . Right.”
thingsmyexsaid 
Girl, Intoxicated
OMG I had an ex say something similar to me once.
tinablogsalot
What a douchenugget…
snoozybutsnoopy
Awesome!
Its me Jess
Thanks for the like. Very funny stuff on here. I’m going for a similar vibe with my blog. Might as well get some use out of the idiots I used to date. Nice job!
elisha121
I need a “love” button for this, like is insufficient.