August 14, 2013
That one time you follow the instructions for an easy up-do in Cosmo.
Chances are, unless you met her on a ComicCon message board, she’s not going to love this compliment. But at least he didn’t say Star Wars!
August 12, 2013
Ladies, aren’t we always saying we want to find a man who’s ready to commit? Sounds like this guy is on the right track!
Oh wait… commit and give up aren’t the same thing? Right.
Guys, take notice: nothing is more desirable in a mate than when he possesses a complete lack of ambition or drive, and has a total willingness for your daddy to take care of him.
August 9, 2013
Sometimes, enough is enough.
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My question is, what is he going to do with all those Coach purses? (Please say use them, please say use them!)
August 7, 2013
That dreaded phone call…
…Is that the best you’ve got?
August 5, 2013
Women’s intuition: Making women right since 8000 B.C.
Cheating: If you have to ask, it qualifies.
August 2, 2013
As a recently-turned 28-year old, this reader submission pretty much sums up my (very first world) worst nightmare.
Date over. Now. I need to go home, eat a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, drink half a bottle of Pinot Grigio and schedule a meeting with the undertaker to see if he can formaldehyde the crows feet off my face.