This might be one of my favorite break up excuses, ever.
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Love and Anthropology
Wow… I think I could write a long list of one liners like that from personal experience. Thank you for stopping by 🙂 Love the title of you blog by the way!
thingsmyexsaid
Thank YOU! We’re always looking for new quotes over here (luckily my love-life isn’t so sad as to solely sustain this website indefinitely!), so if you’d like to see some of your own one-liners virtually immortalized in a similar fashion, feel free to submit quotes here: https://thingsmyexsaid.com/submit-a-quote/ Thanks again!
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He literally said something like that to me…about three years ago. Then we got back together, he took me through more bullshit then left after saying we both need to “get ourselves together”…. I guess me visiting this site today was a serious omen…?
thingsmyexsaid
If there’s one thing this site is, it’s serious. Glad you found us! And screw that guy.