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My new show opens tonight, so I thought I’d get a little personal.

Tough LoveGuess what? I am.

Guess what else? Surprise! I don’t look for a parent in my boyfriend. Sometimes this site is cathartic for me, too.

Never let somebody else tell you who or what to be. Especially not in the name of love. That’s not love.


Happy Memorial Day! I hope everybody enjoyed Arrested Development Day yesterday! I want you all to appreciate that it’s taking every ounce of my self control right now not to turn this entire website into pure Arrested Development fan fiction.

And now, without further ado, here’s some jerk one of you dated:

I want to be with you

At least she knows what she wants! Oh wait . . .


I’m sure the first question you asked when you got up this morning was, how does social media affect the men who want to tell us what to do?

shorts on facebook

No, my dear. You’re missing the point. You don’t get to tell your girlfriend what to wear. Although, maybe we could make a new song, “If you like it then you should have put some pants on it…” But then, of course, she’d be wearing the pants.


Who said romance was dead? Hmm, probably this guy.

If you were my first girlfriend

They say that marriage dulls the excitement, but it looks like this guy got over it way back in high school.


Hurray! ThingsMyExSaid.com has been around for a whole month! And we’ve gotten 2500 hits! In honor of being around a whole month, today we’re posting the first submission of a quote said by a female. That’s right, girls can be jerks, too!

Keep you submissions coming, and we’ll post them up here! You can submit a quote right here.

what's for dinner wm



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