Yep . . .That IS what he said.

Monthly Archives: January 2014

Love comes with patience and understanding. . .

Ride the rollercoaster

. . . Except when the man you’re dating thinks he’s twelve. You owe her one oversized stuffed animal from the water gun game, buddy!


If there is one thing exes aren’t good for, it’s swag.

famous photographer

Wait a minute, the next guy you date is supposed to be less of a tool. This is backwards.


Okay. Let’s get one thing straight. She looks good.

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Don’t criticize my hair. That’s my mother’s job.


There’s that heart-fluttering moment when you look at your sweetheart and think, “what a man.”

pay off some of my debts

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. . .Don’t hold your breath.


This new year, I think I just might make the resolution to keep my big mouth shut.

What don't you like about me?

Nah… that’s not gonna happen.

You guys. I just caught up on quote submissions over the weekend. And let me tell you. 2014 is going to be a wild ride. You folks have had some terrible relationships! Thanks for sharing. 🙂



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