Happy Tuesday! How many of you are city dwellers? The struggle is real.
Dating outside your borough? Look at your life, look at your choices.
That’s right. Five whole days until it’s impossible to get a restaurant table. And forget getting seen with any of your new friends, making Saturday plans on Valentine’s Day just adds a whole new level of complicated to a casual or pre-what-are-we-conversation relationship. Best avoided. I recommend volunteering to babysit for your coupled-and-progenied friends!
And there’s this.
What’s good party etiquette? Not this.
What the….
At least he was honest? I don’t know if that’s better, actually. I appreciate a good manscape as much as the next girl, but during the party? Come on. Nobody’s that insecure, are they? Woof.
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We’re back! And don’t worry, we’re keeping it classy.
I wonder if he found them.
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Luckily enough, all of my relationships have failed so quickly they’ve never come to divorce. So I really don’t know anything about it. But honestly, this seems pretty whack.
The “good” news? He’s on his second lawyer now. And somewhere in between all the property, claims, and collateral damage are two broken hearts.
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Wow!!! Today we celebrate 1500 subscribers! That’s amazing, you all. I’m so happy that this little site I started almost a year and a half ago has reached so many people. It’s been great fun to share everyone’s stories on the site, so far. I’m looking forward to the next phase of Things My Ex Said! Let’s keep the dialogue going! 😀
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You’re studying! Or working. Or otherwise busy. So really, it’s your fault that I’m flirting with other women.
Also… MySpace? Seriously? This must be a dated quote, or this guy’s flirting skills are back in 2005.
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And we’re back to our regular posts this week! Thanks to all who have been showing the love for the TMXS Cabaret!
Ah, the extra complication that comes from still living with your ex.
Might be worth breaking that lease, just saying.
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To some people, I guess size really is everything.
Well, let’s see, let me break out my measuring tape….
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It’s good for people to understand their priorities in relationships.
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This has got to be one of the hands down worst ways of explaining to someone that she isn’t pretty enough to be your girlfriend. Also, this whole list thing is just pretty cringe-y in general. Might as well call this “10 Things I Wish I Loved About You.”
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Ah, modern standards of beauty.
“You’re no cartoon face of a corporate brand, but I could still eat.”
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