Yep . . .That IS what he said.

I never said you were fat.

As I’m sure we all agree, many a relationship has been saved in semantics.

Just kidding.

I said you were thick

Hmmm. Maybe he’s calling her dumb? Somehow I think that’s worse.

Really needed to get off.

Folks, what’s up with using other people to masturbate? Come on now.

Mind if I fart?Nothing like skipping ahead to the “comfortably disillusioned” phase right away!

Strong feelings.

Today, we turn to one of the great movies of the late 20th century: 10 Things I Hate About You.

Bianca: There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Sketchers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Sketchers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

It’s important to know the difference between “like” and “love.” Or in this case, “strong feelings”…

I love the Rockies

Well, at least he knew his priorities.

Time together.

Everybody moves at their own pace when it comes to relationships. Sometimes, you fall into step with someone easily. Other times, it’s too fast or too slow. Are you waltzing while they’re doing the tango? Or the foxtrot?

In the case of this reader, here, I do have to agree that if you can’t tell after 5 months whether you love someone, the answer is probably no.

Spent enough time togetherLooks like they had spent enough time together to come to the relationship’s conclusion.

Some space.

Sometimes, we all need some space.

I need some space

Sometimes, taking that space makes you an insensitive jerk.

 

VD Aftermath: What you can do

How was everyone’s Valentine’s Day? Sometimes, holidays or birthdays and the-like can be built up to the point where you end up feeling a let down. Like the disappointing birthday card in Cards Against Humanity. And then maybe you have a fight. Anybody have a V-Day like that? And then you inevitably try to talk to your significant other about what went wrong…

And sometimes, instead of a resolution, you come to an impasse like this:

WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE

Nope. That is not a real apology.

Countdown to VD: 1 Day Left!

Get yer chocolate ready and start yer engines! It’s nearly lovin’ time!

puts up with you

Ah, romance. Another year of love.

 


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